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Lemon Pastries is a vibrant sativa that was bred from Oooze x Jet Fuel Gelato. This uplifting strain brings together two genetics to create a sensory-forward experience that’s as visually striking as it is aromatically exciting.

The aroma is sharp and sweet, just like a lemon sour candy. There’s no haze, pine, or herbal distraction here—just pure citrus zing, layered with the soft sweetness of a lemon dessert bar on the finish. It’s fresh, bright, and impossible to forget. The buds are equally impressive, with a golden-green hue, flashes of yellow-orange hairs, and a delicate frost of trichomes that catch the light like sugar crystals.

Dominant in Terpinolene, Lemon Pastries is known to provide a spark of creative energy and mental clarity. Beta Caryophyllene and Myrcene are said to bring a sense of lightness to the body, while Limonene and Ocimene help elevate mood and enhance focus—perfect for staying upbeat and motivated.

Lemon Pastries combines memorable citrus flavor with feel-good effects that are known to be energizing and ideal for early risers, weekday warriors, and creative afternoons.

LINEAGE: Oooze x Jet Fuel Gelato
CLASSIFICATION: Sativa
TERPENES: Terpinolene, Beta Caryophyllene, Ocimene, Limonene, Myrcene
FEEL GOOD STATES: Energy, Unwind
AROMA: Sharp Lemon, Sour Candy, Sweet
FLAVOR: Fresh Citrus, Sour Tart, Sweet Candy
FEELS LIKE: Energized, Creative, Focused

Strawberry flavored gummies coated in tangy, crunchy little candies. These vibrant bites deliver a perfect balance of sweet and tart, with a soft, chewy center and a satisfying candy crunch in every piece. Each gummy contains 10mg of THC, offering a mellow, uplifting experience that may include mild euphoria, deep relaxation, and enhanced sensory perception. Whether you’re winding down or elevating your vibe, Geeks are a fun, flavorful way to enjoy your edible experience.

Experience the flavor profile of Cookies N’ Cream, created from combining Starfighter and Girl Scout Cookies. This strain shares hints of vanilla, sweetness, and nuttiness. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating effects of this hybrid, where an abundance of joy and laughter awaits. Crafted to elicit a cheerful and euphoric state, Cookies n Cream is the perfect option for those in pursuit of moments filled with happiness and feelings of lightness. As the effects gradually reveal themselves, a tranquil relaxation takes hold, ensuring you find comfort and ease throughout the experience.

Lemon Tree Punch combines the sweet-and-sour tang of Lemon Tree and the fruity fragrance of Purple Punch. This variety smells strongly of lemon, grape, and berry, mixed with undertones of diesel fuel and wet soil. Lemon Tree Punch offers a rich flavor that is particularly complex. Depending on the phenotype, some plants may taste more of grape and berry, and others may be more citrusy. Lemon Tree Punch provides a balanced effect that is both stimulating and comforting. Users report that this strain boosts the mood and increases motivation when it is consumed in small doses. When consumed in greater quantities, this invigorating effect shifts into a mildly sedating stone that may reduce muscle tension and soothe the mind.

Given its well-balanced effects, Lemon Tree Punch makes for a great all-day smoke. Lemon Tree Punch’s powerful cerebral high may surprise consumers before lulling them into a peaceful state of relaxation. Though the body may feel slightly numb, the brain will remain focused and able to function effectively.

This variety may be ideal for those suffering from anxiety, depression, or stress, though she does well to combat pain and inflammation, as well. Additionally, many users report intense food cravings as the Lemon Tree Punch high begins to subside. As such, those who suffer from nausea orating disorders may benefit from consuming this strain.

Dr. Funkenstein, also known as “Dr. Funk,” is an indica-dominant hybrid strain cultivated by Royal King Seeds. Born from the legendary union of Blueberry and Bubba Kush, this strain captures the best qualities of its renowned parentage. Dr. Funkenstein offers a flavorful journey that delights the palate with a blend of sweet berry notes and earthy sharpness, reflecting its rich genetic heritage.

The strain’s primary terpene profile includes Myrcene, Pinene, and Caryophyllene, contributing to its distinctive flavors and effects. Myrcene enhances the sweet, fruity aroma and promotes a sense of relaxation. Pinene introduces subtle pine undertones that can uplift and refresh the senses, while Caryophyllene adds a spicy hint that elevates the overall taste experience. This harmonious combination results in a flavor profile featuring berry, blueberry, cheesy, and sweet notes that make each encounter with Dr. Funkenstein uniquely enjoyable.

Dr. Funkenstein is celebrated for inducing a multifaceted experience that pleasantly envelops both mind and body. Users often report an onset of euphoria and cerebral stimulation, fostering feelings of happiness and creativity. As the journey continues, it gradually transitions into a powerful body sensation that promotes deep relaxation and a laid-back state. This progression may lead to increased appetite and a gentle inclination toward introspection, accompanied by a soothing, sleepy feeling. Drawing from its Blueberry and Bubba Kush lineage, Dr. Funkenstein offers a well-rounded experience that balances uplifting mental effects with calming physical relaxation.

Sin Mint is an indica-dominant hybrid, born from Girl Scout Cookies and Blue Power. Renowned for its profound and euphoric effects, this strain delivers a potent high that leans towards the heavier side. Its high lies in keeping intrusive, stressful thoughts at bay, offering a deeply relaxing and sedative experience. Sin Mint’s notable attributes make it a valuable ally for addressing symptoms associated with inflammation, insomnia, stress, pain, and depression.

Sorbitol is a sugar alcohol often used in pharmaceuticals: Acts as a carrier and stabilizer for cannabinoids. May enhance oral bioavailability and slow release, leading to longer-lasting effects. Gentle on the stomach and suitable for sublingual or chewable formats.

This product is heated and whipped by hand by one of our hash gurus for several days before being packed into our eco-friendly sustainable containers. It’s terpene rich, wet, cake-batter consistency is mouth watering and easier to scoop & dab compared to the Live Sugars.

Blending 300mg each of CBD and THC along with radiating menthol and camphor, that pesky crick in your neck has met its match in Escape Artists Menthol 1:1 Relief Cream—your go-to on the most grueling days. You’ll feel the alternating hot and cool of the active ingredients, but never an intoxicating high. That’s just one reason Escape Artists topicals are ideal for physical therapists, athletic coaches, sports trainers, and anyone who gets stiff and sore.

[How to Use] Massage liberally into skin over the affected area. Reapply every 2-3 hours as needed.

[Ingredients] Water, isopropyl palmitate, caprylic/capric triglyceride, propylene glycol, ceteareth-20, cetearyl alcohol, glyceryl stearate, PEG-100 stearate, dimethicone, octyldodecanol, lecithin, ethylhexylglycerin, phenoxyethanol, cannabidiol, cannabis extract, artificial color (FD&C Red 33, FD&C Blue 1), menthol, and camphor.

[Specifics] 300mg CBD / 300mg THC (1:1 ratio)

Net wt. 2.0oz. | 57g | 59ml

Our patient favorite Bubble Hash Infused Joints are made with comparable top-quality bubble hash used in our solventless process, offering rich cannabinoids and terpenes for a powerful, flavorful smoke.

LINEAGE: Coal Creek Kush x Strawberry Diesel
CLASSIFICATION: Hybrid
TERPENES: Beta Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Linalool, Nerolidol
AROMA: Diesel, Kush, Berries
FLAVOR: Gassy, Earthy, Sweet Berry
EXPERIENCE: Euphoric, Uplifting, Elevated

Bruce Banner is a blast from the past that never lost its punch. Revived from its mid-2000s roots, this strain comes roaring back like a legend reclaiming its throne. Bruce Banner combines that classic diesel fuel funk with sweet berry undertones, bringing back memories of the golden age of cannabis culture. Known for its potent power, this strain is said to deliver a fast and furious head high that sends your mind soaring with a burst of euphoria and creativity. This strain is a time tested powerhouse, reminding everyone why it was – and still is – one of the heavyweights of the cannabis game.

“Jealousy Split
LINEAGE: Jealousy x Banana Split
CLASSIFICATION: Hybrid
TERPENES: Limonene, Beta Caryophyllene, Linalool
AROMA: Ripe Banana, Sweet Cream, Earthy Spice, Gas
FLAVOR: Bananas, Vanilla, Fruit, Kush
EXPERIENCE: Relaxing, Euphoric, Soothed
STRAIN DESCRIPTION: You might have guessed it from the name, but this strain is sure to make your friends jealous. Jealousy Split delivers a smooth balance of sweet and savory with just the right amount of kick. The aroma is a decadent mix of ripe bananas, zesty citrus, and earthy spice, while the flavor blends sugary vanilla, fruit, and a hint of kushy gas.

Known to bring a euphoric lift with a calming undertone, this hybrid is said to boost the mood, spark creativity, and keep the mind in a relaxed and euphoric state.”