Schedule your next safety meeting with a little Safety Meeting. Starting with a tingly, creative energy and mood boost, this strain is perfect for a 15-minute break between tasks. A sativa-dominant cross of 9lb. Hammer and Electric Watermelon, Safety Meeting packs a skunky and sweet fruity scent.
Rolled up and ready to smoke, Pre-Rolls are a convenient and effective way to consume cannabis. Pre-Rolls come in many different forms and can be rolled with flower, shake, “b-buds”, infused with concentrates, and more.
Devil’s Lettuce is a hybrid weed strain made from a genetic cross between Shiskaberry and Great White Shark. This strain is 50% sativa and 50% indica. Devil’s Lettuce is 19% THC, making this strain an ideal choice for experienced cannabis consumers.
The Bridge is a hybrid strain from Purple City Genetics, created by crossing Street Guru with 1987. Featuring dense, resinous buds with vibrant green hues and a heavy layer of trichomes, this strain is as visually appealing as it is flavorful. The aroma combines earthy and citrus notes with a touch of sweetness, while the taste offers a smooth, balanced experience. The Bridge delivers a combination of uplifting cerebral effects and a relaxing body experience, making it a perfect choice for those seeking a well-rounded, enjoyable smoke, this strain offers a potent, flavorful addition to your collection.
Smokiez Watermelon Fruit Chews are NOT YOUR AVERAGE FRUIT CHEWSTM
These delicious fruit chews are a tasty and satisfying way for you to medicate!
They are also Vegan, Gluten Free, Dairy-Free, and contain NO High Fructose Corn Syrup. Each of our mouth watering fruit chews
contain 25 mg of THC, and made with our high clarity cannabis distillate for great taste. There are 10 pieces per package with 250
mg active THC per package.
Smokiez Fruit Chews come in both sweet and sour flavor profiles
Our best-selling flavor, Smokiez Sour Watermelon Max-Strength Fruit Chews are NOT YOUR AVERAGE FRUIT CHEWSTM
These delicious fruit chews are a tasty and satisfying way for you to medicate!
They are also Vegan, Gluten Free, Dairy-Free, and contain NO High Fructose Corn Syrup. Each of our mouth watering fruit chews
contain 10 mg of THC, and made with our high clarity cannabis distillate for great taste. There are 20 pieces per package with 1000
mg active THC per package.
Smokiez 1000mg THC Max-Strength fruit chews are available in both sweet & sour profiles.
Street Tart, bred by Purple City Genetics, is a rare hybrid known for its smooth, flavorful profile. A cross of Guava Tart and StreetGuru, this strain offers an aroma of tropical fruit, light gas, and pastry sweetness, with a subtle earthy note on the inhale. The rich scent translates cleanly into the flavor, blending sweet and savory tones. A solid pick for those who enjoy a flavorful, aromatic smoke with a little extra character, Street Tart delivers both in taste and an easy, enjoyable experience.
LINEAGE – Purple City Genetics
BREEDER – Guava Tart x Street Guru
AROMA – Candy, Gas
FLAVOR – Fruit, Candy, Pastry
LINEAGE – Sunset Trop x Crown Candy
BREEDER – Tree1Four
AROMA – Tropical Berry, Fruit
FLAVOR – Fruit Medley, Tropical
VIBES – Intense, Ruthless, Purple
Named after a St. Louis local wrestler’s Special move, RKO really packs a punch that will knock your lights out! A heavy trop leaning cross between Sunset Trop and Crown Candy. Notable smells are pure grapes, sour fruit punch, and grandpa must! Perfect for relaxing evenings, as it really RKO’s any stress away!
LINEAGE – Choco Sundae x Tagalongz
BREEDER – Tree1Four
AROMA – Citrus, Pine
FLAVOR – Jack/Haze, Sour Syrup
VIBES – Loud, Nostalgic
Peanut Butter Parfait is a bold, terp-heavy hybrid bred by St. Louis native Tree1Four. Despite the dessert-inspired name, this strain leans into loud, citrus-forward energy with a sharp aroma of pine, citrus, and Pine-Sol—true to its Jack/Haze background. Out of a large seed pop, a unicorn pheno emerged, expressing classic cantaloupe haze and Jack Herer aromas, with “new school” structure and vibrant colors. The flavor flips the script with notes of cantaloupe and sour syrup, delivering a playful twist that keeps your taste buds guessing.
Dominance: Hybrid
Flavors & Aromas: Vanilla, Dank, Fruit
Dominant Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Linalool. Relieves tension in the body while smoothing emotional edges into a calm, steady mental state.
Effects: Mood Elevation, Stress Relief, Relaxation
An extremely beautiful and trichome-covered hybrid, Cap Junky’s versatility and smooth smoke are sure to impress. In 2024, Cap Junky was awarded 1st place in the Missouri High Times awards as the top Hybrid Flower champion.
Genetics: Redneck Wedding x Wedding Crashers
Redneck Crasher offers aromas of earthy sweetness and spice. Expect lots of smiles with a full-body buzz that just boosts the mood into prolonged happy state. This balanced hybrid is great for all day use.
[PRODUCT TYPE] SOLAR FLARES: DIAMOND Infused PREROLLS
[PRODUCT NAME] STUCK IN ORBIT (HYBIRD Blend)
[SIZES] .7g PER PIECE
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[ALERT: TRAJECTORY STABILIZED] Orbital Command reports it has successfully achieved a synchronous orbit by employing its supply of Diamond Infused Solar Flares – Stuck In Orbit. These Hybrid Prerolls have been formulated for Cadets to achieve the perfect balance, a harmonious fusion of energy and relaxation. Infused with ultra-pure THCa diamonds and rolled with premium cannabis flower, these prerolls offer a smooth, reliable launch into a steady state of mental and physical bliss.
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[MISSION-READY EFFECTS]
Harmonious Balance: Feel the uplifting energy of a Sativa paired seamlessly with the soothing calm of an Indica, keeping you in a perfect cosmic equilibrium.
Focused Drift: Maintain a clear mind and gentle relaxation, ideal for creative projects, social missions, or casual stargazing.
Weightless Bliss: Relieve stress and tension while staying tethered to the present, allowing you to orbit comfortably without drifting too far
Sustained Stability: The hybrid profile ensures long-lasting effects, keeping you grounded yet elevated throughout your journey.
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[THE DIAMOND ADVANTAGE] Diamonds are renowned for their purity and potency. When heated during combustion, it transforms into THC, delivering a potent and invigorating experience. The precision of this conversion ensures consistent and reliable effects for every Cadet.
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[FLAVOR PROFILE] A vibrant fusion of tropical fruit, citrus, and earthy undertones, with a crisp, herbal finish. Each inhale reflects the balanced nature of this premium hybrid blend.
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[RECOMMENDATION] Perfect for any time of day, Stuck in Orbit provides the versatility to elevate your mood, enhance your focus, or simply unwind while maintaining a steady trajectory.