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Ingredients: Water, isopropyl palmitate, caprylic/capric triglycerides, cetearyl alcohol, glyceryl stearate, Propylene glycol, dimethicone, octyldodecanol, PEG 100 stearate, ceteareth-20, cannabis extract, cannabidiol, hydroxyethyl acrylate/sodium acryloyldimethyl taurate copolymer & squalane & polysorbate 60, phenoxyethanol, lecithin, ethylhexylglycerin,trolamine, cannabigerol, cannabinol, eucalyptus oil, and lavender oil.

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Genetics: Piña Açaí × Zoap A
Profile: Sativa Dominant Hybrid (55% Sativa/45% Indica)
Dominant Terpenes: Pinene, Limonene, Myrcene
Strain Description: Pineapple candy with a sweet gas backend. Smooth, uplifting, mentally clear.

Fierce, full spectrum concentrated extract, unique from wax or shatter. It contains the original cannabinoid and terpene profile from live, freshly frozen plants-never cured. The premium cryogenically-frozen flower is harvested at its peak and then extracted using hydrocarbon to preserve all the terpenes. Its complex terpene profile is authentic to the true plant and is densely rich in THC.

GMO Funk, Gas, Red Berries

Taylor Swift shines like a pop anthem in plant form — graceful, balanced, and impossible to ignore. This sativa harmonizes soothing herbal notes with a diesel-tinged finish, creating a symphony of calm focus and subtle euphoria. Its gentle onset smooths away stress while sparking a warm, upbeat confidence that keeps you in rhythm all day long. Whether you’re journaling, jamming, or just vibing, Taylor Swift hits every note of feel-good energy.

Dried cannabis flower is primarily ingested via inhalation. Activation time is roughly about 5 minutes and can last up to a few hours.

Genetics: Sunset Sherbert × Thin Mint GSC

Profile: Balanced Hybrid

Dominant Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Humulene

Strain Description: Gelato 33 has a flavor best described as a dessert funk, with sweet gas and creamy berry undertones. This strain offers deep relaxation, heavy eyelids, and a calm euphoria.

Gorilla Pie is a perfectly balanced hybrid strain born from the exceptional cross of Gorilla Glue #4 and Jelly Pie. This unique blend offers a harmonious fusion of effects and flavors that cater to both indica and sativa enthusiasts. The high from Gorilla Pie begins a few minutes after consumption, filling the mind with an uplifting sense of happiness and ease. Users often report an intense euphoria accompanied by increased sociability and creativity, making it an excellent choice for social gatherings or artistic endeavors.

The flavor profile of Gorilla Pie is as delightful as its effects. It offers a super sweet and fruity grape pie taste, accented by hints of black pepper and diesel on the exhale. The aroma mirrors this complexity, featuring a fruity berry overtone complemented by spicy herbs and a peppery, dank diesel finish. This rich palette of flavors is attributed to its primary terpene profile, which includes Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, and Terpineol. These terpenes contribute not only to its distinctive taste and smell but also enhance the overall experience by influencing its calming and uplifting effects.

Drawing from its parent genetics, Gorilla Pie inherits the euphoric and creative effects of Jelly Pie and the relaxing qualities of Gorilla Glue #4. Users may find themselves bursting into laughter, as the strain can induce a joyful and carefree mood. The combination of mental stimulation and physical relaxation provides a balanced experience that eases tension while keeping the mind engaged. Gorilla Pie is ideal for those seeking a strain that offers both a blissful cerebral high and a soothing body sensation, making it versatile for various occasions and times of day.

– Genetics: Han Solo Hashplant x Double Burger
– Terpenes: Myrcene, Pinene, Caryophyllene, Limonene
– Aroma: Musk, Herbal, Spicy
– Flavor: Earthy, Spicy, Citrus
– Effects: Focused, Uplifted, Relaxed

Max AC stands as a pinnacle of hybrid ingenuity, brought to life by Greenpoint Genetics through an inspired cross of MAC 1 and Animal Cookies. This strain captures the essence of two powerhouse genetics, blending the resin-rich, robust character of MAC 1 with the flavor-forward, distinctive profile of Animal Cookies. The result is a hybrid that delivers a compelling fusion of clear-headed euphoria and soothing physical calm, tailored for those seeking both mental spark and grounded relaxation.

Lineage: [Mac 1] x [Animal Cookies]
Strain Effects: Calm, Contented, Motivated, Uplifted, Peaceful
Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Humulene, Myrcene, Bisabolo

Prepare to embark on a truly tranquil journey with the help of the Chem Butter strain.
Meticulously crafted by combining Chemdog OG and Peanut Butter Acai, this potent
strain is highly regarded for its ability to induce a profound sense of serenity. It caters to
individuals seeking a comprehensive and holistic cannabis experience. The harmonious
fusion of Chem Butter takes users on a deeply calming and enriching exploration of their
own consciousness.
Beyond its cerebral effects, Chem Butter exerts a powerful influence on both the mind
and body, creating an unparalleled symphony of sensations. This strain strikes a perfect
balance for cannabis enthusiasts, delivering a deeply sedative yet focused experience.
Users can expect to be enveloped in a state of euphoria, accompanied by a surge of
creative energy.
As the effects of Chem Butter intensify and gradually subside, a gentle wave of
relaxation sweeps through the body, further enhancing feelings of peace and
contentment. The all-encompassing after-effects contribute to a profound sense of
satisfaction that permeates the user’s being. Prepare yourself for an extraordinary and
rejuvenating adventure that will captivate your senses and leave an indelible mark on
your memory.
Strain Type: Sativa
Lineage: [Chem OG] x [Panut Butter Acai]
Breeder: Illicit Gardens
Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene, Linalool
Top Reported Strain Effects: Calm, Happy, Relaxed, Energetic
Top Report Strain Flavors: Nutty, Fruity

Acai Mints, also known as “Acai Mint” or “Acai Mintz,” is an indica strain created through crossing the potent Acai Gelato X Kush Mints #11 strains. This potent bud offers an amazing flavor and soothing effects. The flavor of Acai Mints is exactly what you’d expect, with hints of frosty mint, sweet fruity acai berries and sour, citrusy lemons. The aroma is very similar, with added layers of spicy kush and fresh earthy herbs. Acai Mints has an edge in treating a wide variety of conditions including chronic stress, depression, headaches or migraines and insomnia.